- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Hi... The name's Chad... This Tumblr will reflect on my thoughts, interests and overall outlook on life..
good day and good night :)
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
people need to understand
Anonymous said: how do a guy know if his stroke game is on point?
When you hear that skin on skin slapping together. When she tries to push away. When her eyes rolling back to see Jesus. When she try to say your name but can’t finish the sentence. When the tits jiggling in the same motion as the stroke game. When her hands fisting them sheets. When she tries to meet the strokes. When she can’t even make anymore sounds cause her breath been stolen.
This answer just boosted my confidence hella high lol
On another note
The universe placed the girl i want in the wrong social circle… my “unrelated family” circle…. i can get no forward unless i break some rules :/ i either have to drop it…. or take some risks.